New Disease

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by fuzzy101 (The master of fuzz!!) on Thursday, 06-Dec-2007 18:46:01

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and
even electronically. 

This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means
whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. 

If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one
or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly
until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. 

Post 2 by SingerOfSongs (Heresy and apostasy is how progress is made.) on Thursday, 06-Dec-2007 19:59:57

*snorts* Nice.

Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 07-Dec-2007 10:27:26

LOL, I hereby promise not to do any work.

Post 4 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Saturday, 08-Dec-2007 9:07:06

that was good. lol!